'I'm Facepalming So Hard Right Now'

“You can't see me right now, but I'm facepalming so hard right now. What a piece of work this kid is going to grow up to be.” -

Healthier Lunches Will be Part of Back to School This Year

“Good idea! I blame my poor school lunches from long ago on the fact that I'm pudgy and bald. They also caused global warming, the loss of rotary phones and the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa. Trouble is, we'll have trash cans with very healthy food in them.” –

“Bike rack looks great. Now let's get more funding for better jobs in Bethel.” –

Who's TP'ing White Hills?

“Oh heavens. Those damn hooligans.” - 

New Haven Proposal to Take Down Fence Raises Hamden Ire

“That fence is an absolute necessity to reduce crime in the area, that's just how it is. Hamden must build a new one if that one comes down, no question about it.” –

I look at the picture and can't help but hear....’I'm alright, don't nobody worry about me. Why don't just let me be...’” –

ComiConn Draws More than 3,500

Batman was the best part.” –